There's been an item on the news on and off recently that's made me think. You see some animal activists have been targeting a family that farms guinea pigs for animal research. Their final attack on the family was to dig up their dead grandmother and steal her remains. Obviously in the strange world of the activists people are more important than guinea pigs...
Do you know what my response would be?
For every attack on my family I would hold a little guinea pig execution in my front garden. First the little rodents would be given a blindfold and a last cigarette (well they were used in labs) before their demise at the hands of a firing squad. If the attacks continued I'd move on to more medieval methods: The guillotine, burning at the stake, hanging drawing and quartering etc. Until if the lunatics continued I would hold mass guineacides. Then we'd see if the gits really felt for animals....