Keith to me
"Test"
Me to Keith
whatdya mean "test"?????
Sasquatch I say, sasquatch sir and dem your eyes
Keith to me
Sasquatch is it? Well Sir I have not been so insulted since the King
of Spain snubbed me for his horse. I challenge you to pistols at dawn,
I will play God save the Queen, you can play Anarchy in the UK and
whoever gets a court order first wins.
Hrrrmph Sir, i say again Hrrrmph!
Me to Keith
The King of Spain is an oik!
But for once the varlet has a point, you sir are a cad, a bounder and
a knave. I see your queen and play an ace. "Court order" says he? I was
at court before your folks crawled from the gutter..
dem yer eyes say I again
tish pshaw!
Keith to me
Sir, your opinions are like the blunted needle of a toothless
seamstress, pointless sir, pointless.
If you were not so far away i would thrash you Sir, thrash you like a
schoolmaster would an errant boy. You sir are a fop, nay a peacock,
you are all chest and feathers but no bite to be a feared of.
dem yer eyes sir, dem dem to hell
Me to Keith
"Thrash me" quoth he?
Methinks a knave may make that boast as he skips (yes skips sir, skips
like a little girl sir!), cowardly into the down under! A true
gentleman would turn around at once rather than be impuned and so you
are sir: puned I say, puned.
Dem yer britches and yer dem eyes...